• mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

getoffmybloghoe:

it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order

fandomhopper:

HORSES ARE SO WEIRD THEY ARE LITERALLY THE WEIRDEST ANIMALS EVER OH MY GOD THEY RUN AROUND ON THEIR FINGERNAILS

(Source: cheatsy)

bagmilk:

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”